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broccoli? for spring? groundbreaking.
well, technically it's broccolini but whatever!
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banishment soup
it's soup but it's also a spell but mostly it's soup
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schnitzel party irl!!
and an itinerary for the perfect week in San Francisco
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it’s Schnitzel Party time!!
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party potatoes!
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pickle bucket!!
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chicken for one-ish
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banishment soup
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an energy, a vibe, a recipe for lemon ricotta dumps
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pavlova with cardamom custard and wine-poached pears
it's work, but it's worth it!!
Dec 23, 2024 • 
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collard greens and beans
sorry this will probably make you fart!
Nov 12, 2024 • 
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salted coconut and cardamom hot chocolate
if you’re looking for a fab little holiday drink, this is it.
Nov 7, 2024 • 
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chicken for one-ish
don't forget you're allowed to cook good for just for yourself
Oct 10, 2024 • 
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party potatoes!
also known as potatoes with brown butter, lemon, and dill
Oct 3, 2024 • 
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it’s Schnitzel Party time!!
schnitzel girl fall, if you will (and I will)
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it's a celery panzanella, baby!
*dj khaled voice* another one
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I promise I can cook, please love me
I promise I can cook, please love me
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