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broccoli? for spring? groundbreaking.
well, technically it's broccolini but whatever!
Mar 25 • 
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January 2025

banishment soup
it's soup but it's also a spell but mostly it's soup
Jan 29 • 
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schnitzel party irl!!
and an itinerary for the perfect week in San Francisco
Jan 14 • 
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December 2024

pavlova with cardamom custard and wine-poached pears
it's work, but it's worth it!!
Dec 23, 2024 • 
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November 2024

collard greens and beans
sorry this will probably make you fart!
Nov 12, 2024 • 
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salted coconut and cardamom hot chocolate
if you’re looking for a fab little holiday drink, this is it.
Nov 7, 2024 • 
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October 2024

chicken for one-ish
don't forget you're allowed to cook good for just for yourself
Oct 10, 2024 • 
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party potatoes!
also known as potatoes with brown butter, lemon, and dill
Oct 3, 2024 • 
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September 2024

it’s Schnitzel Party time!!
schnitzel girl fall, if you will (and I will)
Sep 19, 2024 • 
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July 2024

it's a celery panzanella, baby!
*dj khaled voice* another one
Jul 31, 2024 • 
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everything jam!
and some thoughts about shutting up
Jul 24, 2024 • 
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June 2024

it's stone fruit panzanella time
arguably one of the best times there is
Jun 11, 2024 • 
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